Give away......

Ok so here is the thing.....

I won a webcam...the only thing is that I already have one. So I was going to give it away...Only that wouldn't be any fun....

So after thinking about it... I have come up with a little plan that will help some of you get your creative juices flowing, and at the same time give me a little attention.. :)

A contest if you will... a writing contest.. Nothing too fancy, just a poem or song (lyrics only required)... Submit it here on this thread and I will take everyone who has participated and draw from them and the winner will get the webcam... Now this webcam is not an expensive one, just an inexpensive one.. and I will pay to have it shipped to you... I understand that some you live on different continents than I, but I have my resources for shipping and you can still enter, if you so wish... I will keep my word if you win, and send it to you..

The catch.... Just so you won't take an old poem or song and put it here... to ensure that it is fresh and new... the poem will have to have my name in it. Tonja or Tonja Renee that is your choice..haha... Of course it would - I told you that I wanted attention.... I am a girl..

When? you say.... this contest will be open for entries for a total of 72 hours commencing when this thread was posted... After that... I will post the winner of the draw, and then I will send the webcam... As I said before that this is a draw, so don't worry I will not judge.... :D

So if you are interested in participating.... on your mark get set go.....start writing...

I don't expect there will be many... but I am curious to see who will play... ;)

I don't even want the webcam, but I read something about juices flowing, and therefore I am most interested. So here we go.

[U]Tonja and the Webcam[/U] (to be sung with a ridiculously high falsetto against really hair-metal-y music)

Tonja had a webcam
which she had won somehow
(we never question Tonja
lest we meet her furrowed brow)
But Tonja had a problem:
this webcam she had won
why, it was Tonja's second
while others still had none!

Tonja tried to give it to the
neighbours on her street
No one took the webcam-
could this be Tonja's defeeeeeeat?????

Ooooooohhhhhhwoahwoahwhoooooo
Tonja, whatchagonnado?

After days of trying
to give the thing away
Tonja tossed it in the trash-
who needs two anyway?

Tonja headed off to bed
to rest her weary miiiiiiiiiyyyyyiiiiiiind
when she awoke, the webcam
photographed her nude behiiiiiiiinnnnnd!!!!!!

*guitar solo*

Ooooooooooohhhhhhwoahwoahwhooooo
Tonja, whatchagonnado?

Tonja held a contest
to get rid of the thing (oh yeah!)
And she pawned it off on some poor sap
(named rockonn or 6strngs)
And now Tonja is happy
she has but one regret:
that picture of her naked ass
still floats around the 'net!

Ooooooooooohhhhhwoahwoahwhooooo
Tonja, whatchagonnado?

*repeat chorus and fade over killer guitar outro*

Let's see what I can do..


Starring out the window of my soul
I see figures, figures with goals
I wonder to myself, why can't I do that?
Why don't I wander from my habitat?
Then I see Tonja, with a web cam
I say 'hey I want that, god damn'
I walk over to her, and ask her nicely
she said that the webcam was not too pricy
but little did that matter
that little webcam is like a mad hatter
Tonja can't decide who to give it to
she holds a contest, "how clever of you!"
In the end, only 6strngs prevails
in his residence, the webcam now hails
to do my evil, and my bidding
me and this webcam are oh so fitting

*cracks fingers*

So I'm posting on GT
And then I come across
Something about free?
To me, this won't be lost.

The thing you don't understand
Is that I don't even have try
Tonja said it's a random draw
So I'll call this freestyle, idiots.

Now make wi
th the ca
mera.

this is fun..

blinking and peeking, what is it she's seeking?
as tonja recieves 'the eye'...

is she a damsel in distress? a beautiful lady in a dress?
or a warrior, within herself?

she rocks with her guitar, and rides off in her car,
to a land where she can see...

all the hunks of GT, a tempation impossible to resist,
as she faints, before them heroes...

as josh steps in front, offering to show her 'fun'
with a smile, so ever divine...

*sparkling smile

lol thats gibberish...

I saw a lobster last week and its name was Tonja
I wont win this contest because this isnt even a poemyanya
Im making up words off the top of my head
My dad cut himself and then he bled

By Stackny

Originally Posted by: stacknyMy dad cut himself and then he bled

I don't think emo poems should count

I wrote something, but I dunno... I'm not sure how well it'd go over.

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI don't think emo poems should count

Its not the emo's that cut themsleves, its those wierdo goths :p .
I was gonna turn this into a poem but I have no desire for a webcam and didn't wanna waste the time heh heh.

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI wrote something, but I dunno... I'm not sure how well it'd go over.

That's not like you Cryptic... to be shy.... It's all in fun....

Why say that you wrote anything at all then? You know you want to post it... ;)

Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeThat's not like you Cryptic... to be shy.... It's all in fun....

Why say that you wrote anything at all then? You know you want to post it... ;)

Well... if you say it's all in fun... then here goes.

My you have such frail limbs
Do they break with much ease?
I can’t help but to wonder
Would it hurt if I broke your knees?
I consider myself to be
A rather aesthetic man
I like someone that has no skin
And rips the hair from her own scalp

I wonder, if I may
What did they call you on the outside?
Oh, silly me,
How can you reply without a tongue?

I’m not much for names,
But for you I am a tad intrigued
If you were my own
I think I would call you Tonja

So tell me, Tonja
Do you need this layer of skin?
And what of all that blood in you?
I can help you remove it you know
Just a slight incision is all

Just through the neck.

I wonder, if I may
Do you regenerate like the worms?
If I cut you in two
Will your head grow a new body?

Let’s find out.

Where once was your head
A bloody stub now resides
And the blood that splatters
From the freshly cut insides
Sprays and saturates the room
And your blood drenched head
That rests on a pedestal so high
while your convulsing body lay dead

Oh, and I don't really actually want the camera, so don't vote for me.

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell... if you say it's all in fun... then here goes.

My you have such frail limbs
Do they break with much ease?
I can’t help but to wonder
Would it hurt if I broke your knees?
I consider myself to be
A rather aesthetic man
I like someone that has no skin
And rips the hair from her own scalp

I wonder, if I may
What did they call you on the outside?
Oh, silly me,
How can you reply without a tongue?

I’m not much for names,
But for you I am a tad intrigued
If you were my own
I think I would call you Tonja

So tell me, Tonja
Do you need this layer of skin?
And what of all that blood in you?
I can help you remove it you know
Just a slight incision is all

Just through the neck.

I wonder, if I may
Do you regenerate like the worms?
If I cut you in two
Will your head grow a new body?

Let’s find out.

Where once was your head
A bloody stub now resides
And the blood that splatters
From the freshly cut insides
Sprays and saturates the room
And your blood drenched head
That rests on a pedestal so high
while your convulsing body lay dead

Oh, and I don't really actually want the camera, so don't vote for me.

LMFAO..... I tried to give you rep.. but of course I have to spread it around...hahahaha Wow that is quite a love story....I didn't know you cared...haha

Originally Posted by: stacknyI saw a lobster last week and its name was Tonja
I wont win this contest because this isnt even a poemyanya
Im making up words off the top of my head
My dad cut himself and then he bled

By Stackny

I just got home from work and read this. I nearly shat. Don't ever change, stack.

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell... if you say it's all in fun... then here goes.

My you have such frail limbs
Do they break with much ease?
I can’t help but to wonder
Would it hurt if I broke your knees?
I consider myself to be
A rather aesthetic man
I like someone that has no skin
And rips the hair from her own scalp

I wonder, if I may
What did they call you on the outside?
Oh, silly me,
How can you reply without a tongue?

I’m not much for names,
But for you I am a tad intrigued
If you were my own
I think I would call you Tonja

So tell me, Tonja
Do you need this layer of skin?
And what of all that blood in you?
I can help you remove it you know
Just a slight incision is all

Just through the neck.

I wonder, if I may
Do you regenerate like the worms?
If I cut you in two
Will your head grow a new body?

Let’s find out.

Where once was your head
A bloody stub now resides
And the blood that splatters
From the freshly cut insides
Sprays and saturates the room
And your blood drenched head
That rests on a pedestal so high
while your convulsing body lay dead

Oh, and I don't really actually want the camera, so don't vote for me.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI wouldn't expect anything less from you.

It was the first thing that came to mind.

spontinaity... its the only way to go.

Originally Posted by: stacknyI saw a lobster last week and its name was Tonja
I wont win this contest because this isnt even a poemyanya
Im making up words off the top of my head
My dad cut himself and then he bled

By Stackny

LMAO!!! rep for you mate

Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretions
Oh, and I don't really actually want the camera, so don't vote for me.

What is it with you people? Nobody is voting for anything. If it was a vote, I would have written a good poem. Actually I wouldn't have bothered writing one at all. Either way, it isn't that difficult. One word: random. That said,

VOTE FOR ME!!!

no!!no!! vote for ME!!

*pushes acapella away

*Pulls out jeffhx's hair. It's actually a wig! Your name isn't Jeff at all!*