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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
03/30/2006 8:54 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeThat's not like you Cryptic... to be shy.... It's all in fun....

Why say that you wrote anything at all then? You know you want to post it... ;)

Well... if you say it's all in fun... then here goes.

My you have such frail limbs
Do they break with much ease?
I can’t help but to wonder
Would it hurt if I broke your knees?
I consider myself to be
A rather aesthetic man
I like someone that has no skin
And rips the hair from her own scalp

I wonder, if I may
What did they call you on the outside?
Oh, silly me,
How can you reply without a tongue?

I’m not much for names,
But for you I am a tad intrigued
If you were my own
I think I would call you Tonja

So tell me, Tonja
Do you need this layer of skin?
And what of all that blood in you?
I can help you remove it you know
Just a slight incision is all

Just through the neck.

I wonder, if I may
Do you regenerate like the worms?
If I cut you in two
Will your head grow a new body?

Let’s find out.

Where once was your head
A bloody stub now resides
And the blood that splatters
From the freshly cut insides
Sprays and saturates the room
And your blood drenched head
That rests on a pedestal so high
while your convulsing body lay dead

Oh, and I don't really actually want the camera, so don't vote for me.
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