Dont shoot yourself in the head.
Give away......
# 1
*pokes stackny in the eyes
*snatches wig back from acapella
dont blow me alter ego!!!
*runs away once again
*snatches wig back from acapella
dont blow me alter ego!!!
*runs away once again
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# 2
Originally Posted by: CW14Tonja asked me for the time
I took a pickaxe to her head
I ripped out her eyes
She doesn't need them, she's dead
All watch in horror
As I drill holes in her corpse
Tear away her skin
No remorse
I buttered my walls as I do my toast
Only she was the butter
Gritty and moist
A thick, creamy paste
Thanks to my mincer
The walls were red
Smothered in bits of 'er
A room of surprises
The sweet scent of blood
Surrounded by decaying friends
It's the only thing that gets me hard
o_o
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 3
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell... if you say it's all in fun... then here goes.
My you have such frail limbs
Do they break with much ease?
I can’t help but to wonder
Would it hurt if I broke your knees?
I consider myself to be
A rather aesthetic man
I like someone that has no skin
And rips the hair from her own scalp
I wonder, if I may
What did they call you on the outside?
Oh, silly me,
How can you reply without a tongue?
I’m not much for names,
But for you I am a tad intrigued
If you were my own
I think I would call you Tonja
So tell me, Tonja
Do you need this layer of skin?
And what of all that blood in you?
I can help you remove it you know
Just a slight incision is all
Just through the neck.
I wonder, if I may
Do you regenerate like the worms?
If I cut you in two
Will your head grow a new body?
Let’s find out.
Where once was your head
A bloody stub now resides
And the blood that splatters
From the freshly cut insides
Sprays and saturates the room
And your blood drenched head
That rests on a pedestal so high
while your convulsing body lay dead
Oh, and I don't really actually want the camera, so don't vote for me.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 4
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeWhen? you say.... this contest will be open for entries for a total of 72 hours commencing when this thread was posted... After that... I will post the winner of the draw, and then I will send the webcam... As I said before that this is a draw, so don't worry I will not judge.... :D
dude come on, it's not even a vote!
that said, *punches stackny in the face, stabs jeffhx in the foot with a ballpoint pen, and pours hot candle wax in acapella's eyes* who wins the vote now?
# 5
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdude come on, it's not even a vote!
that said, *punches stackny in the face, stabs jeffhx in the foot with a ballpoint pen, and pours hot candle wax in acapella's eyes* who wins the vote now?
If the vote is for...meanest...boy...*bursts into tears. by now the candle wax has hardened so the tears are hidden and I sob silently, thinking no one is the wiser. stackny watches from the shadows*
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 6
we need a set ppl to be judges...people like me.... because im a fair and an honorable person... far out...
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# 7
Originally Posted by: jeffhxwe need a set ppl to be judges...people like me.... because im a fair and an honorable person... far out...
there are no judges... it's picked by random draw!
# 8
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeIf the vote is for...meanest...boy...*bursts into tears. by now the candle wax has hardened so the tears are hidden and I sob silently, thinking no one is the wiser. stackny watches from the shadows*
do you me to give a kiss to make it better?
# 9
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsthere are no judges... it's picked by random draw!
NO! i say i be da judge! i judge it good i judge it now!
my way... or da highway... :D
j/k
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# 10
Originally Posted by: jeffhxNO! i say i be da judge! i judge it good i judge it now!
my way... or da highway... :D
j/k
now you've made me mad
# 11
i dont quite get it... how does random draw work then?
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# 12
Originally Posted by: jeffhxi dont quite get it... how does random draw work then?
well, tonja picks one of us at random however she wishes to (names in hat for example) and whoever she picks, wins. the poems was just to make it fun and to make us all praise her for her generosity.
# 13
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdo you me to give a kiss to make it better?
No, I do NOT you to. I can it myse!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 14
oooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
im high again so excuse the slow ability of understanding
im high again so excuse the slow ability of understanding
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# 15
Originally Posted by: acapella rapeme
Actually, I wrote that completely off the top of my head. I've never seen the other guy's poem thing so how the hell was I copying?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 16
*steps outa the shadows and shows everyone his penis*
*acapella faints because of the sheer size*
*acapella faints because of the sheer size*
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
# 17
Originally Posted by: stackny*acapella faints because of the sheer size*
Or lack there of.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 18
Originally Posted by: stackny*steps outa the shadows and shows everyone his penis*
*acapella faints because of the sheer size*[/QUOTE]
can I... can I touch it?
(here is where I was going to enter a picture of someone vomiting, but I think that would be a little too gross for some people)
[quote=acapella rapeme]No, I do NOT you to. I can it myse!
hey! when it's like 1 in the morning, and I'm freakin tired, I start typing really bad. I sometimes notice it and correct it, and other times it comes out even worse than that.
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