Since this is the "Open topic" area, why not start a sex topic. Who doesn't like talking about sex, and how many times does starting on one thing lead to talking about sex. I don't have anything real specific to talk about. just thought it would be it would be interesting to start a sex thread. Feel free to tell interesting / embarrasing / down right humilliating / make yourself look like a porn star / or whatever you feel like stories, just as long as they follow the GT rules.
SEX!!!
# 1
I'm a virgin, but I'm only 19 so I'm not worried about it.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
-A.H.
# 2
I lost the word "virginity" at 14..on Halloween. I haven't gotten any poonany in 3 months though because I just moved here in Florida. And now on Tuesday I'm movin' to Colorado...my own apartment...gotta band set up there to jam with.....my dad promised me a fridge full of Heineken...I'm all set:). But I don't know any girls there. Shouldn't take me too long though cause I'm hot as hell and chicks dig hawiian koa acoustics:) (can't find sarcasm smilie).
I swear to Drunk i'm not god.
# 3
I'm good looking and I have an 8 inch penis, but I'm too nice to get laid. I'm the type of person girls confide their deepest emotions and secrets to and/or ask to help kill themselves, not shag with. I should be less trustworthy, it would make my life a hell of a lot less stressful.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
-A.H.
# 4
please lets not discuss penis sizes.
thank you and have a nice day.
thank you and have a nice day.
"They think im crazy..
but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
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but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
ren hoek
# 5
# 6
Well Im 8.5 :rolleyes:
Women are the most beautiful things in the world! I have three 'bichs' right now! Women and sex just given you the confidence to be who you wana be I guess :)
Women are the most beautiful things in the world! I have three 'bichs' right now! Women and sex just given you the confidence to be who you wana be I guess :)
# 7
Haha, fun topic.. But, cmon on guys! Lenght doesn't matter.. Just play a killer solo infront of who ever you want and she's/he's all yours. Isn't that the reason why we play after all? =D
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# 8
that's not why I play at all, but the extra attention is nice.
Anybody ever had a girl who enjoyed watching porn with you? I had one girl who did, and let me tell you....it got pretty interesting to say the least.
Anybody ever use toy's on your partner? That can be extremely fun for the both of you. you gotta love those little vibrating eggs.
Anybody ever had a girl who enjoyed watching porn with you? I had one girl who did, and let me tell you....it got pretty interesting to say the least.
Anybody ever use toy's on your partner? That can be extremely fun for the both of you. you gotta love those little vibrating eggs.
# 9
I hate chicks, man. They're a distraction to my art and my profession. Not to say I don't disprove of the physical side of life (relating to pleasure) but as far as relationships go, **** em. No pun intended.
# 10
true enough....relationships can be a distraction from other important stuff, and you deffanately have more money when not in a relationship. But for me, it's hard to be without the close companionship of someone you love, or simply enjoy being with. The sex is also alway's a plus.
# 11
Originally posted by basics
I hate chicks, man. They're a distraction to my art and my profession. Not to say I don't disprove of the physical side of life (relating to pleasure) but as far as relationships go, **** em. No pun intended.
LOL!! i´m not alone on this planet!!!
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# 12
I'm not settling down until I know its,for the most part,a 'drama' free relationship...until then I'm having fun.
Try once,fail twice...
# 13
Originally posted by Inisfail
Haha, fun topic.. But, cmon on guys! Just play a killer solo infront of who ever you want and she's/he's all yours. Isn't that the reason why we play after all? =D
Sadly, that's not the case with me. My girlfriend can't stand me constantly playing guitar all over the house. I'm a professional musician with a gigging band and she attends most of my gigs, but around the house, she can't stand 'killer solos'. She says stop wanking and play something 'pretty with melody'. Funny, guitar is a very male-oriented hobby.
As far as sex is concerned, how many times per week (on average) do you guys get it? I get it about 4-5. :)
# 14
Originally posted by aiwass
What's that in centimeters?
Well 8 inches would be 20 centimeters.
# 15
This is an incredible phenomenon that scientists should most definately look into ---- apparently there are no males on the GuitarTricks forum that have less than an 8 inch penis!!! That almost makes one think that perhaps one or more of the GuitarTricks posters are lying... but no, no one would write something on the internet that was a lie, even if they knew there's no way to be proven wrong, would they? lol, what do you think aiwass?
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
# 16
You've got a couple years to grow.
I like to think it's not a coincidence that it's the well-equipped people who play guitar. :)
I like to think it's not a coincidence that it's the well-equipped people who play guitar. :)
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
-A.H.
# 17
Why dont they just call this site "TheBigBoys.com" ?
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# 18
..because not everyone here has a penis? Although I will admit I kind of like that idea.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
-A.H.
# 19
Hee hee yea i was joking.. hence the roll eyes face :rolleyes:
Everyone lies about there length though.. its illogicaly not to overestimate it really! Basic principles of economics prove that!
4-5 times a week is well bad for your relationship though dood!
[Edited by Axl_Rose on 02-23-2004 at 07:45 PM]
Everyone lies about there length though.. its illogicaly not to overestimate it really! Basic principles of economics prove that!
4-5 times a week is well bad for your relationship though dood!
[Edited by Axl_Rose on 02-23-2004 at 07:45 PM]
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