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b_hoves
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11/12/2003 2:02 am
just a fun site that contains dumb laws.

Dumb laws
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andy82
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11/12/2003 2:04 am
Is this for real?? If it is... US laws are riddled with dumb laws bahaha
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11/12/2003 2:11 am
as far as i know thay are all real, i've heard of one of the Australian ones and one of the French ones. so at least those are real.
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Dr_simon
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11/12/2003 3:13 am
In england there is a law that states it is illegal to hold a flame less than a yard from a cows ass !

Tee Hee !

Nearly as silly as ID cards !!
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11/12/2003 3:34 am
LOL

Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned...

Just goes to show, without dumba$$'s in the world, we wouldn't have dumba$$ laws to laugh at...
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?
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Gainer
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11/12/2003 3:41 am
In New York, the penalty for jumping off of a building is death. FTF!!
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11/13/2003 2:32 am
I know something for once. The reason those "dumb laws" exist is because it costs too much money to remove them. Plus no one REALLY cares that much. Staying awake through AP Government has served me well.

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billybob12488
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11/13/2003 2:43 am
man my state has some stupid ones,
i'm from alabama(US)
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iiholly
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11/13/2003 2:45 am
Ya well Alabama sucks... thats right I said it. Wanna fight?

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Jolly McJollyson
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11/13/2003 2:57 am
Originally posted by iiholly
Ya well Alabama sucks... thats right I said it. Wanna fight?


Take it up with Lynyrd Skynyrd, pal.
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I want the P-funk!

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iiholly
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11/13/2003 2:58 am
That won't be too hard since he's dead.

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11/13/2003 4:01 am
Uh, it's pronounced "Leh-nerd Skin-nerd". Sheesh!
... and that's all I have to say about that.

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Pantallica1
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11/13/2003 4:13 am
Originally posted by iamthe_eggman
Uh, it's pronounced "Leh-nerd Skin-nerd". Sheesh!


What does that mean?

Lynyrd Skynyrd is how you spell it. I don't know what you mean by the pronunciation?

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11/13/2003 3:06 pm
It was a cheesy joke gone horribly wrong....


... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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11/13/2003 9:29 pm
Originally posted by iiholly
That won't be too hard since he's dead.


Actually, the actual Lynyrd Skynyrd isn't dead. He's alive and well. However, the band named after him is almost all dead.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

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11/13/2003 11:05 pm
http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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11/13/2003 11:45 pm
Well, what can I say? I always thought Lynrd Skynyrd was the singer, so thats my mistake. Who is the actual Lynrd Skynyrd.

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11/14/2003 2:24 am
He's a gym teacher, that was a teacher at the school of the lead singers.

:)

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11/14/2003 2:32 am
Nice job, Pantallica! I'm glad SOMEONE knows their rock trivia!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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11/16/2003 4:40 am
first off yea i am stupid enough to fight you. second of all ur an idiot iiholly. don't even know that lynard skynard was named after a gym teacher that taught at a school named robert e. lee highschool. do u also not know what free bird was? jeese louise
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