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brokenwallet
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09/03/2004 1:38 am
I havent made up the musical part yet but this is the lyrics...

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seven dollars left in his wallet, poverty stricken face first... needs to eat but just cant sleep or make it through 1 more hour. LOOK OUT! as the bombs come rushing they ain't stopping for you! LOOK OUT! as the truck comes speeding through the ally way, as you walk. Never immortal save your life boy! never alive but never dead with only seven dollars left in his wallet!

Crack addicted, Acid head. can't stop jesus, can't stop fate.
Smack addicted, razor jaws. can't stop satan, you will now die!

(Lead guitar playing low string riffs, and 2nd guitarist playing slow high string solos)
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09/03/2004 4:28 pm
And this is a metaphor for what?........ :confused:
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09/04/2004 6:56 pm
Kind of short...
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/05/2004 3:20 am
it is that poverty isnt the worst thing in the world, it is a 3 minute song with the bridge me and my band "The Significant Thrillers" just made the music for it
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09/05/2004 8:21 pm
Well, there's only one way to solve poverty. You know what we need?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/05/2004 9:00 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonWell, there's only one way to solve poverty. You know what we need?



ONCE AGAIN,*ehem* A PANTLESS-FIGHTING-ROBOT-EGGMAN!!!!!! :)
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09/05/2004 9:12 pm
Honestly it sucks.

Sorry for the lack of constructive criticism but I'm not seeing any redeeming qualities.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
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09/06/2004 2:57 am
Originally Posted by: HammurabiHonestly it sucks.

Sorry for the lack of constructive criticism but I'm not seeing any redeeming qualities.


o come on....a...PANTLESS-ROBOT-FIGHTING-EGGMAN!,....can save anything
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09/06/2004 4:33 am
Originally Posted by: MetaONCE AGAIN,*ehem* A PANTLESS-FIGHTING-ROBOT-EGGMAN!!!!!! :)



I was just looking for a giant fighting robot. The pantless Eggman is just overkill.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/06/2004 2:47 pm
Don't "hate on'' Jesus. Geez, who does that, that has half a brain. :confused: What's the significance of 7 dollars? You know 7 dollars can buy a lot.. like 7 collect phone calls.

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09/06/2004 5:39 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI was just looking for a giant fighting robot. The pantless Eggman is just overkill.



O ok....then well


*ehem* A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!
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09/06/2004 6:13 pm
Originally Posted by: iihollyDon't "hate on'' Jesus. Geez, who does that, that has half a brain. :confused: What's the significance of 7 dollars? You know 7 dollars can buy a lot.. like 7 collect phone calls.


lol... missed this post the first time around.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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09/06/2004 6:14 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI was just looking for a giant fighting robot. The pantless Eggman is just overkill.


I think that this whole joke is overkill. It was funny the first 100 times it was repeated over and over again, but the 18th 100 times are becoming slightly tedious.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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09/07/2004 3:10 pm
Silence infidel.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/07/2004 4:13 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonSilence infidel.


Well, I wasn't actually blaming you for it, but more so others who have latched on to it, like... ummm... a really good latch on a suitcase... latching on to... the... ummm... other, "latch-receiving" part.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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09/07/2004 8:09 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanWell, I wasn't actually blaming you for it, but more so others who have latched on to it, like... ummm... a really good latch on a suitcase... latching on to... the... ummm... other, "latch-receiving" part.



Im with jolly You have no say in this matter =D [j/k] Should we take it out to the barn and shoot this joke?
.....but wait if its attached to you that means we gotta shoot you too :p

just 2 less giant fighting robot eggmans in the world =D




[you know im just messing with you :D this board would not be the same with out you]
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09/08/2004 8:40 pm
Yeah, but it would be relatively the same without me. Bye!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/08/2004 10:11 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYeah, but it would be relatively the same without me. Bye!



....no argument here :p
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09/09/2004 1:56 am
I take the blame for the joke too, but *shrugs* its not even a joke. I'm being dead serious, because whenever you have a problem in life the best thing to with for is... well you know.

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