A: A drum machine won't sleep with your girlfriend !
Vocalist : Do you remember when the stupid bass player forgot his keys inside and locked his car?
Guitarist : Yeah , it took a while before we got the drummer out .
A drummer decided one day that he has to be a real musician , so he went to the strore to buy some real musical instruments and says to the salesman : I'll have the trombone and the accordion .
The salesman replies : You can take the fire extinguisher , but the radiator is not for sale .
