Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving ya today...


The Ace
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01/27/2005 2:25 am
I was gonna bring that up.


Can you at least give us a proper shoutout? Like a response to this? Then I can maybe make it through...
There are only two important things in life - There's music and theres girls, not necessarily in that order....
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iamthe_eggman
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01/27/2005 4:35 am
OK, one last post, since Simon apparently deleted one of mine!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Just kidding.

I hear ya Tank on the length of my post, but you have to understand, it was my "last" post. Anyways, thanks to all who miss me, and a big "take off, hoser" to those who don't care.

I am still lurking, but that's only until I can wean myself off of the drug that is GuitarTricks.

Well, I may add to this post later when I figure out what I want to say. Check this space for updates!

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EDIT: OK, I apologize, Simon, dear boy. I assumed it was you, since it was you who pointed out the lack of one post. Sorry!
... and that's all I have to say about that.

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Jolly McJollyson
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01/27/2005 4:46 am
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanI am still lurking, but that's only until I can wean myself off of the drug that is GuitarTricks.

Don't LEAVE!!! Nobody else is funny!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Lordathestrings
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01/27/2005 3:47 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraYes, without you, eggman, this place is a pit of mediocrocy. :eek:
:mad: [font=trebuchet ms]Grrrrrrrrrr![/font]
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Dr_simon
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01/27/2005 3:50 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanI hate you Simon!!!!OK, one last post, since Simon apparently deleted one of mine!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:


WTF "Judge and Jury enterprises" ?

It was not me mate !!

Totally not guilty.. unless I have been deleting and banning people in my sleep !
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Jolly McJollyson
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01/27/2005 4:33 pm
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonunless I have been deleting and banning people in my sleep !

I wouldn't be surprised! :rolleyes:

From now on, you're Doc "The Hammer" Simon.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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01/27/2005 5:12 pm
And don't forget it either...
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01/28/2005 2:03 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI wouldn't be surprised! :rolleyes:

From now on, you're Doc "The Hammer" Simon.

HEY the only hammers i know if
his "the hebrew hammer"
and "maxwells silver hammer"
DocThe Hammer Simon isnt goin to do
Jolly please think of somethin else to call him
the hebrew hammer was to much and its to later for that :mad:
k rock on
When it comes down to it, our guitar's will always be there for us. :rolleyes:
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Lordathestrings
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01/28/2005 2:18 am
[font=trebuchet ms]Hebrew Hammer ???[/font] :confused:
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Zeppelin
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01/28/2005 6:14 am
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggman[Preface: PonyOne, I'm gonna give you a run for your money as "king of long-winded posts" with this one-- I know I've asked for the crown in the past, but I think I wrench it out of your lifeless hands this this post.]

Well, I've been planning this for some time now; this is my last post here at Guitar Tricks Forums in the foreseeable future. Number 2000. (Yeah, I'm a sucker for melodrama) . I'm glad that I reached that plateau before Azrael, and especially Incidents Happen, since, I've been here longer than you, ya know!

I'm not leaving in response to anything; at least, nothing on this site. I just feel that my life has taken me in a different direction and I'm not able to commit as much to this site as I used to. It's kind of hard to explain, but the choice is all mine; that is to say, no one is forcing me to do this.

That being said, I will definitely still lurk, and who knows what the future will hold for me. Perhaps I will make my triumphant return and one day make post #2001. In which case I will expect cases of champagne to be delivered to my front step. Post #2001 will include my full mailing address and UPS account number.

This here will be the thread where I'll be able to garner fountains of praise from you non-moderating peons and my legend will be born; or something along those lines.

It's been almost 5 years since I first joined (May 2000), and I've watched this site go through boom, bust and echo. I remember when the heavy hitters here were magnus, johan and jake sommers, and Jon would actively participate in forum discussions. When ekstasis16 was the theory guru. A lot of things have changed, and many things haven't. We still have the folks that come through here all excited and such and make 20 posts in a day, only to leave after a week; we have the young punks that really, really, REALLY need to retake Grade 3 English; people who want to spam the place up (since you're really going to get far selling cigarettes at a GUITAR FORUM); those whose posts make [U]absolutely no sense at all[/U], even though English is their first language; then there's the occasional person who gets sucked in and trapped in the internet prison known as www.guitartricks.com/forum. I'm sure, if I ever come back, these people will still be flowing through. And Axl_Rose will probably have broken up and reunited with his girlfriend 29,032 times over and divorced and remarried her another 3,424 times.

Thanks to everyone who made this place a great hangout. Thanks, Jon, for allowing me to be a part of something so unique, and I'm very happy to have been able to witness the transition from the "old" to the "new". Everyone, don't be stingy; how many times do you waste $5 on junk a month? Save it up and give the man your money. He deserves it.

Well everyone, keep this place interesting, keep learning, rock on and peace out. Catch ya on the flip side.



Yeah, lots of things changed since 2000..*sigh*

Anyway, Have fun out there. Hopefully you'll come back one day, just like I did.. :)
"They think im crazy..
but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."

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01/28/2005 12:23 pm
Originally Posted by: Kutzki
Doc "The Hammer" Simon isnt goin to do
Jolly please think of somethin else to call him

krock on


Stick to the "strait and narrow" and you will never find out.
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03/08/2005 7:53 am
I Give You Life!!!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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03/09/2005 1:32 am
Dr FrankenMcjollyson

(And I really, really don't want to know about your monster Jolly !!)

Mary Shelly would turn in her grave !!
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03/09/2005 1:33 am
But seriously, no monsters please !
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Jolly McJollyson
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03/09/2005 1:35 am
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonMary Shelly would turn in her grave !!

Yeah, because I would be digging her up. To bring her...TO LIFE!!!!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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03/09/2005 1:58 am
Oh dear her novels in the prime of her life were bad enough !!

Did you ever get the desire to give Dr Frankenstein a good shake and tell him to sort him self out and stop sniveling ?
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03/09/2005 2:07 am
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanOK, one last post, since Simon apparently deleted one of mine!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:



is that even possible??
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Dr_simon
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03/09/2005 2:19 am
What do you think "Moderator" means ?

Even better, click on the forum leaders link and you will see that the good Dr_Simon is a "super-moderator".

This doesn't mean I'm very good at my job.

This means I can edit, delete and move posts in any forum that warrants my attention.

It also means that, will a little cooperation from my fellow mods. I can ban people for 1 day to.. well forever really.

Unfortunately my sense of fare play prevents me from having the fun I desperately crave on this forum. But who knows, one day I may go mad and random acts of intellectual and literate violence will be in the order of the day.

A man can dream can't he ??
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Dr_simon
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03/09/2005 12:26 pm
Yep and read minds.

Ha Ha Ha !
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Jolly McJollyson
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03/09/2005 3:09 pm
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonEven better, click on the forum leaders link and you will see that the good Dr_Simon is a "super-moderator".

This doesn't mean I'm very good at my job.

Hear Hear!

*prepares to get punched right square in the face*
AAAAAAAAAAA! Just kidding don't ban me!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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