Originally Posted by: quickfingersstraight up wack, thug.
More like, "crazy bogus, dude."
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More like, "crazy bogus, dude."
# 1
if i went back in time i would:
1 kill Hitler and Himmler when they were young.
2 shoot that dude who shot lenon (before he killed lenon).
3 punch all the guys out of def leapard.
4 invent vibrators.
5 invent electric guitars.
and kill mr blobby and barny and the teletubies and the fimbles
if i could go forward in time i would buy some new guitars and movies and stuff and sell them in the 80s.
and i would tell fredy mercury to use protection :rolleyes:
1 kill Hitler and Himmler when they were young.
2 shoot that dude who shot lenon (before he killed lenon).
3 punch all the guys out of def leapard.
4 invent vibrators.
5 invent electric guitars.
and kill mr blobby and barny and the teletubies and the fimbles
if i could go forward in time i would buy some new guitars and movies and stuff and sell them in the 80s.
and i would tell fredy mercury to use protection :rolleyes:
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# 2
Originally Posted by: =stringbreaker=if i went back in time i would:
1 kill Hitler and Himmler when they were young.
2 shoot that dude who shot lenon (before he killed lenon).
3 punch all the guys out of def leapard.
4 invent vibrators.
5 invent electric guitars.
and kill mr blobby and barny and the teletubies and the fimbles
if i could go forward in time i would buy some new guitars and movies and stuff and sell them in the 80s.
and i would tell fredy mercury to use protection :rolleyes:
If I could go back in time I'd go to your house and give you a pamphlet on anger management. Then I'd come punch out the guys from Def Leppard with you. It's not that I don't like their music, it's just that I want to be able to say "Man, I beat up the guys from Def Leppard! You shoulda ****in' SEEN that ****!"
# 3
Originally Posted by: =stringbreaker=
3 punch all the guys out of def leapard.
Take that back! I'd punch out your elementary spelling teacher ;p
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why would i take it back they are crap and annoying :eek:
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# 5
i would also cut off his mostache (without it he would be nothing) then i would cut off his balls and then his right hand.
ps: i would send one of his balls to stalin as a threat and the other to England for a good laugh.
ps: i would send one of his balls to stalin as a threat and the other to England for a good laugh.
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# 6
Originally Posted by: =stringbreaker=why would i take it back they are crap and annoying :eek:
That's a strange way to spell "great" and "essential."
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hahaha very funny. your kind makes me sick :mad:
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# 8
Originally Posted by: quickfingersokay, for the record. a public announcement should be posted about saying words like "hecka." hella isnt a bad word, dude. its like a surfer term coined by wiggers now. saying hecka is like saying gee golly. straight up wack, thug.
hella... hecka... if you live in california, it's almost essential to say the word hella at least once per conversation. hecka is just my version of it to be unique and individual... I don't know, I've just become used to saying hecka... so I say it... I don't have any problems saying hella though... it just seems too much like hello... hella, hello... whatever, I was just making this all up as I went along...
# 9
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonThat's a strange way to spell "great" and "essential."
I concur :D
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Originally Posted by: =stringbreaker=hahaha very funny. your kind makes me sick :mad:
:D Few can stomach my kind.
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Originally Posted by: InfectiousI wanna go back in time to before there were electric guitars and sell "MY" designs to gibson and fender. They would of course be their own designs from the future...Yup...I'd be hailed as a genius by guitar players for years. Or hey..screw that...I'd just make my own guitar company and steall all companies guitar designs. It'd be awesome! :D
You could have fun with that and sell BC Rich models to them instead. Imagine a Warlock in Hendrix's hands instead of a strat.
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 12
Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretions Imagine a Warlock in Hendrix's hands instead of a strat.
man THAT i would like to see.
# 13
Originally Posted by: =stringbreaker=hahaha very funny. your kind makes me sick :mad:
i smell a fight brewinggggggggg :cool:
# 14
Def Leppard kicks ass. When you listen to them you don't think about the drummer only having one arm 'cause it don't sound that way, but he does. How many drummers can play that good with only one f****n arm. Alot of drummers with two arms can't even hold a candle to that dude. I've listened to Def Leppard since I was about 8 yrs old. Fa....Fa....Fa....Foolin! You Def Leppard should go get a haircut and realize that EMO is not music.
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
# 15
Every January 8th, I skip school (now work) and get really piss wasted as an ode to Steve Clark. RIP Steve
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Originally Posted by: bardo2I'd "do" my Mom so I could have an older "me" to buy beer!
I think this is the most depraved post in guitar tricks history. Well done sir!
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Originally Posted by: LeedoggI think this is the most depraved post in guitar tricks history. Well done sir!
WHOOAOOAAARFF!
# 19
Originally Posted by: bardo2Thanks??
(well she's pretty hot)
there is something wrong with you...
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